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		<title>Who said scientists aren&#8217;t funny?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In I&#8217;m a Scientist we ask all the scientists to tell us a joke. It turns out everyone loves this bit of the scientist&#8217;s profiles, so we thought we would gather them all here together, for your delight and delectation&#8230;







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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In I&#8217;m a Scientist we ask all the scientists to tell us a joke. It turns out everyone loves this bit of the scientist&#8217;s profiles, so we thought we would gather them all here together, for your delight and delectation&#8230;</p>
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<td height="18" align="LEFT">Beryllium</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Philip Wadler</td>
<td align="LEFT">There are two kinds of people—those who think there are two kinds of people, and those who don’t.</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Ian Sillett</td>
<td align="LEFT">Why did the scarecrow win a nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field! (Topical?)</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Derek Mann</td>
<td align="LEFT">Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? A. Dam!</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Daniel Mietchen</td>
<td align="LEFT"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7DkeQ0roAM">Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar … and doesn’t.</a></td>
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<td height="17" align="LEFT">Boron</td>
<td align="LEFT">Vicki Stevenson</td>
<td align="LEFT">how many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? 2 – 1 to hold the bulb and 1 to rotate the universe</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Keith Brain</td>
<td align="LEFT">3 people travelling in a bus through the Australian countryside see a black sheep; the first says, “ah, so all sheep in Australia are black”; the second says, “No, all we can say is that that particular sheep is black”; the third says, “No, all I can say is that that particular object I call a sheep is black on one side, but of course I don’t expect you to believe me”. So, which is the scientist?</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Hywel Vaughan</td>
<td align="LEFT">Two sausages are sizzling away in their pan. One turns to the other and says ‘Goodness me it’s hot in here!’. The other rolls over and replies ‘Bahh!!! A talking sausage!!!’</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Emma Carter</td>
<td align="LEFT">A jump lead walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says ‘OK, but don’t start anything’</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Alastair Sloan</td>
<td align="LEFT">Did you know that if a stick insect laid it’s eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets</td>
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<td height="18" align="LEFT">Nitrogen</td>
<td align="LEFT">Tim Craggs</td>
<td align="LEFT">There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don’t. (Hint: what is 10 in binary? – I know – it’s a geeky joke)</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Stuart Kyle</td>
<td align="LEFT">-</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Mark Lancaster</td>
<td align="LEFT">What do you call a tellytubby who has been burgled? A: A tubby.</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Joanna Buckley</td>
<td align="LEFT">How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke ‘er face.</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Donna MacCallum</td>
<td align="LEFT">What do you call a mushroom who buys everyone at the bar a drink? …a FUN GUY! Sad, I know.</td>
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<td height="17" align="LEFT">Oxygen</td>
<td align="LEFT">Tom Hardy</td>
<td align="LEFT">What do you do when you find a dead chemist? Barium</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Matthew Hurley</td>
<td align="LEFT">What’s round and growls? – A vicious circle!</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Hugh Roderick</td>
<td align="LEFT">Two cowboys in a kitchen, which is the real one? The one on the range!</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Douglas Blane</td>
<td align="LEFT">I like one-liners. Like when they were explaining gravity to Eccles in the Goons: “When you jump up in the air what happens?” “I come back down again.” “Why’s that?” “Cos I live here”.</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Antonia Hamilton</td>
<td align="LEFT">-</td>
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<td height="18" align="LEFT">Fluorine</td>
<td align="LEFT">Sarah Bardsley</td>
<td align="LEFT">What was the biologist wearing on his first date? Designer jeans.</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Paul Roche</td>
<td align="LEFT">“Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life”</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Mark Roberts</td>
<td align="LEFT">A good pun is its own reword</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Lily Asquith</td>
<td align="LEFT">-</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Laura Maliszewski</td>
<td align="LEFT">Zero walks up the eight and says “hey- where did you get that belt?”</td>
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<td height="18" align="LEFT">Neon</td>
<td align="LEFT">Zoe Duck</td>
<td align="LEFT">manchester city</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Sharon Sneddon</td>
<td align="LEFT">Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with!</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Louise Dash</td>
<td align="LEFT">Q: What goes “oink, 3.14159, oink, 3.14159, oink, 3.14159″? A: A pork pi!</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Jon Copley</td>
<td align="LEFT">Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticise them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Daniel Richardson</td>
<td align="LEFT">-</td>
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<td height="17" align="LEFT">Sodium</td>
<td align="LEFT">Louisa Chard</td>
<td align="LEFT">Two elephants fall off a cliff. Boom Boom!</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Heather McKee</td>
<td align="LEFT">Have you heard about extreme camping? Its in tents (intense!!)</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Beth Dyson</td>
<td align="LEFT">What do you call a nun on a washing machine? Sister-matic!</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Ben Still</td>
<td align="LEFT">Two atoms bump into each other. One says ‘I think I lost an electron!’ The other asks, ‘Are you sure?’, to which the first replies, ‘I’m positive.’</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Andrew McKinley</td>
<td align="LEFT">What type of bear dissolves in water? A polar bear…</td>
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<td height="18" align="LEFT">Magnesium</td>
<td align="LEFT">Sian Foch-Gatrell</td>
<td align="LEFT">Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? A: Pull down its genes.</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Luisa Ostertag</td>
<td align="LEFT">Waaah! I am so bad at this! I’ll try: Plump lady to the waitress: I’d like Death by Chocolate for dessert, but only enough to put me in critical condition. HA HA HA HA! ;o)</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Jessica Housden</td>
<td align="LEFT">-</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Dean Whittaker</td>
<td align="LEFT">A neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink and goes to pay. The barman says “It’s ok, no charge for you” (the geekiest joke I know <img src='http://imascientist.org.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />  )</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Alexandra Kamins</td>
<td align="LEFT">Heisenberg was speeding down a road, and got pulled over by a cop. The cop swaggers up to Heisenberg’s car and demands, “Do you know how fast you were going?!” Heisenberg begs, “Don’t tell me! I’ll pay the ticket!! Just don’t tell me!” The cop says, “You were going 90!” Heisenberg swears, “Crap. Now I don’t know where I am!” (If you don’t laugh heartily, go look up the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. If you still don’t laugh, let your inner geek out!)</td>
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<td height="18" align="LEFT">Aluminium</td>
<td align="LEFT">Paula Salgado</td>
<td align="LEFT">What does the ocean say to a penguin? Nothing, it just waves…</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Nathalie Pettorelli</td>
<td align="LEFT">I’m rubbish at jokes – I never remember them, and the one I remember isn’t funny when not told in front of people</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Laura Dixon</td>
<td align="LEFT">Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet! Yes, it’s lame but it made me giggle!</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Katy Mee</td>
<td align="LEFT">Where do you find a one-legged dog?……Where you left it……BOOM BOOM</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Hermine Schnetler</td>
<td align="LEFT">What are black holes? Things you get in black socks!</td>
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<td height="18" align="LEFT">Silicon</td>
<td align="LEFT">Paula Gilfillan</td>
<td align="LEFT">What do you do with dead elements?…Barium!</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Marianne Baker</td>
<td align="LEFT">What did the fish say when it bumped into a wall? … … … Dam!</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Emma Pilgrim</td>
<td align="LEFT">Oh crikey I am rubbish at jokes. I will have a think……….</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Andrew Maynard</td>
<td align="LEFT">Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was duct-taped to the squirrel. (Shamelessly plagiarized from a good friend!)</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Andrew Leitch</td>
<td align="LEFT">A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence with wide eyes, taking in the whole event. The man thought to himself, “Great, he’s four years old and I’m gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees now. No need to jump the gun. I guess I’ll let him ask and then I’ll answer.” After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, “Well son, do you have any questions?” “Just one,” gasped the wide-eyed lad. “How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?”</td>
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<td height="17" align="LEFT">Clean</td>
<td align="LEFT">Sarah Burl</td>
<td align="LEFT">A mushroom walked into a bar. The bar tender said, “Get out of here! We don’t serve your kind.” “Hey, what’s the problem?” “Just get out of here. We don’t serve mushrooms.” The mushroom in anguish says, “Why not? I’m a fun guy.”</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Panos Soultanas</td>
<td align="LEFT">What is the dullest element? …. Bohrium</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Michael Loughlin</td>
<td align="LEFT">Why couldn’t the student E.coli go into the lab? Because it was Staph only….</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Mark Travis</td>
<td align="LEFT">Please note that in the ‘describe yourself in 3 words’ section, one of the words was not ‘funny’……. I rang the Swine Flu National helpline recently for some advice, but it was useless- all I got was crackling. I’ll get my coat…..</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Mark Fogg</td>
<td align="LEFT">How about a quote from Douglas Adams, one of my favourite authors, that could apply to me “He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher…or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.” My wife agrees.</td>
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<td height="17" align="LEFT">Brain</td>
<td align="LEFT">William Davies</td>
<td align="LEFT">I saw a native Australian the other day playing ‘Dancing Queen’ on the didgeridoo – I thought to myself ‘Hmm, that’s Aboriginal…’</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Michelle Murphy</td>
<td align="LEFT">What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street? …… Gives a brain wave</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Joanna Brooks</td>
<td align="LEFT">What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What is blue pink and fluffy? Pink fluff holding it’s breath.</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Jane Henry</td>
<td align="LEFT">There’s a visual joke of how men and women spend their time. On the female pie chart talking about relationships is the biggest category, and on the mens its sport!</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Fiona Randall</td>
<td align="LEFT">I only know rude ones haha</td>
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<td height="18" align="LEFT">Cancer</td>
<td align="LEFT">Mariam Orme</td>
<td align="LEFT">Here’s a really geeky science joke: Two atoms meet up at a bar. One asks the other “what’s wrong, you don’t look very happy”. “No”, says the other atom, “I’m a bit worried, I’ve lost an electron”. “Are you sure?” asks the first atom. “Yeah”, says its friend, “I’m positive”.</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Leo Garcia</td>
<td align="LEFT">What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese!</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Joanna Watson</td>
<td align="LEFT">Two fish in a tank. One says to the other one “How do you drive this thing?”</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Iain Moal</td>
<td align="LEFT">Whats brown and sticky? … A stick.</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Gioia Cherubini</td>
<td align="LEFT">My italian jokes are all lost in translation <img src='http://imascientist.org.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </td>
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<td align="LEFT">Rachael Fox</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Poonam Kaushik</td>
<td align="LEFT">This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves. The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk screams at the duck, “You’ve come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don’t have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I’ll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!” The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, “Do you have any nails?” The clerk replied, “No,” and the duck said, “Good! Got any grapes?”</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Patience Dorgu</td>
<td align="LEFT">The skeleton couldn’t go to the dance, because it had no body to go with!</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Joseph Cook</td>
<td align="LEFT">What do you call 6.022 x 10^23 avocados? Guacamole.</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Dr Hywel Jones</td>
<td align="LEFT">Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street. One says “I think I just lost an electron”, the other says “Are you sure?” and the first one replies “Yes, I’m positive!”. Ba ba boom!!</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Michelle Hudson</td>
<td align="LEFT">Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn’t peeling very well!</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Lori-An Etherington</td>
<td align="LEFT">Why are there no aspirins in the jungle? Because the Parrots-ate-em-all</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Duncan Hull</td>
<td align="LEFT">Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. It’s left to the reader as an exercise.</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Deuan Jones</td>
<td align="LEFT">How many quantum physicists does it take to change a lightbulb?… No one knows for sure! hahahahaha.</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Darren Nesbeth</td>
<td align="LEFT">Q: What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? A: Nacho cheese.</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Maria Pawlowska</td>
<td align="LEFT">sorry but it will have to be a Darwin joke. Why did the chicken cross  the road? Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from  the trees.</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Laurel Fogarty</td>
<td align="LEFT">Ok but I only know nerdy ones and you asked for it…. Two atoms are walking down the road, one isn’t concentrating and walks right into the other. They both fall over, one gets up and says ‘oh my! are you ok’ the other says ‘no no I think I’ve lost an electron’ the first says ‘oh my god are you sure’ the other replies ‘yes I’m bloody positive’!…and let that teach you not to ask scientists for jokes.</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Ceri Thomas</td>
<td align="LEFT">OK this is bad……How do you tell the sex of a chromosome? Pull down its genes! (Sorry)</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Bridget Waller</td>
<td align="LEFT">RUBBISH at jokes. <img src='http://imascientist.org.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </td>
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<td align="LEFT">Betul Arslan</td>
<td align="LEFT">“Old chemists don’t die, they reach equilibrium” (got nerd?)</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Yvette Wilson</td>
<td align="LEFT">What was the last thing that went through the fly’s mind when he hit the car windscreen? – His bottom</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Steven Kiddle</td>
<td align="LEFT">Why did the scarecrow get a nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Sian Harding</td>
<td align="LEFT">Darth Vader says to Luke Skywalker – “Son, I know what you are getting for Christmas”. Luke says “how is that”. Darth replies “I have felt your presence”</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Michaela Livingstone</td>
<td align="LEFT">Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Louise Johnson</td>
<td align="LEFT">What’s green and leaky? A leek!</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Tom Hartley</td>
<td align="LEFT">Q: How many crustaceans are there in London? A: Three; King’s Crustacean, Charing Crustacean and St Pan Crustacean.</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Steve Roser</td>
<td align="LEFT">how do you get 1000 Pikachus on a bus? Poke ‘em on!</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Stephen Curry</td>
<td align="LEFT">Two beavers are looking up at a massive hydroelectric dam. “I didn’t build it,” says one, “but it is based on my idea!”</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Pete Edwards</td>
<td align="LEFT">Why are pirates called pirates? Because they ARRRRRRGGGHHHH</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Marieke Navin</td>
<td align="LEFT">I like really stupid jokes. Ok, a man walked into a bar. He said Ow! It was an iron bar. I know that’s a bit naff…here’s one that’s even worse as it’s a relativity joke: A bar walked into a man…. Sorry! Wrong reference frame!</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Vicki Onions</td>
<td align="LEFT">2 lions in a supermarket. One says to the other “quiet in here isn’t it?”</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Jo Broadbent</td>
<td align="LEFT">What do you call a fairy that needs a bath? Stinkerbell.</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Jane Cleal</td>
<td align="LEFT">You’re on a horse galloping away at speed. On your right is a sharp drop, on your left is an elephant travelling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you a lion is chasing you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation??……….Get off the merry go round and act your age!!</td>
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<td align="LEFT">What’s green, brown, and would hurt if it fell out of a tree onto you?………………………………………………………… a snooker table</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Claire O&#8217;Donnell</td>
<td align="LEFT">What do you get if you eat the Christmas decorations? Tinsellitis</td>
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<td height="18" align="LEFT">Sports</td>
<td align="LEFT">Sian Lawson</td>
<td align="LEFT">How many mules does it take to change a lightbulb? One to hold the bulb, and 305 to rotate the house.</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Sally Barber</td>
<td align="LEFT">Why did the baker wash his hands?…. Because he kneaded a poo.</td>
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<td align="LEFT">Sheffield Wednesday Football Club!</td>
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		<title>What Vicki Onions did with her prize money&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 16:40:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I need to say, first of all, how much I enjoyed taking part in IAS – although the number of e-mailed questions was fairly daunting and the speed of the live chats left me physically and mentally exhausted (ok, I may be exaggerating a little here), it was amazing to see the diversity [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_1034" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 160px"><a href="http://imascientist.org.uk/files/2010/07/Vicki-Onions.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-1034" title="Vicki Onions" src="http://imascientist.org.uk/files/2010/07/Vicki-Onions-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Vicki Onions, IVF Zone winner</p></div>
<p>I think I need to say, first of all, how much I enjoyed taking part in IAS – although the number of e-mailed questions was fairly daunting and the speed of the live chats left me physically and mentally exhausted (ok, I may be exaggerating a little here), it was amazing to see the diversity of questions and views on such a wide range of scientific (and not so scientific) areas.</p>
<p>I never ever expected to win it; there were <a href="http://ivfj10.imascientist.org.uk/scientists">some fantastically knowledgeable and engaging scientists in my zone</a>, so I was totally overwhelmed by it all.  So thankyou for giving me that opportunity and experience.</p>
<p>So, on to the prize winnings!  In the original information that I had read on the scheme, the winnings could be spent on communicating science or science education.  I decided from the start that I would spend my money more on the education side of things and I had found <a href="http://www.kind.org.uk/">a charity called KIND</a> which I thought a very worthy recipient.  Their tag line is “because every child deserves the same opportunities” and this is something I believe very strongly in.</p>
<p>The charity is based in Merseyside and provides additional social and scientific education for disadvantaged children, and their families.  They have a learning centre where children and their families can go to learn in a fun and imaginative way; they also run <a href="http://imascientist.org.uk/files/2010/07/kind_logo.gif"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1035" title="kind_logo" src="http://imascientist.org.uk/files/2010/07/kind_logo.gif" alt="KIND logo, investing in the future of our children" width="140" height="112" /></a>volunteer programmes and weekends away.  The general ethos, I found, was to allow less privileged children to realise that there can be a better life out there for them and to provide them with the skills and motivation to go out there and achieve that.  That ethos, I believe, is truly worthy of the donation from the IAS scheme.</p>
<p>Whilst not all the children that interacted with us during the course of IAS may feel particularly inspired by science and may baulk at the idea of extra science lessons, an understanding of the subject and practical experience in it can lead into so many different paths – doctor, gardener, science research, chef (think of Heston Blumenthal), vet, electrician, building demolition expert…the list goes on and on.  And so by providing that little bit of extra guidance and experience, in a fun and practical way, it can open up countless avenues of opportunities for these children and their families.  I hope you approve of my decision to fund communicating science in the wider sense and feel it was a worthwhile choice.</p>
<p>Many thanks again and best wishes</p>
<h3><a href="http://ivfj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/vickionions">Vicki Onions</a></h3>
<p>(Winner of the IVF zone <img src='http://imascientist.org.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> )</p>
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		<title>Students! Tell us what you thought about I&#8217;m a Scientist, and win a prize.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 16:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a last reminder: We really want to hear from you!

What do you think, did you like I&#8217;m a Scientist?
What did you like/dislike about it?
Was it better or worse than normal lessons?

You should fill in our survey and tell us what you think. It helps us make it better for next time. Also you&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
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<p>This is a last reminder: We really want to hear from you!</p>
<ul>
<li>What do you think, did you like I&#8217;m a Scientist?</li>
<li>What did you like/dislike about it?</li>
<li>Was it better or worse than normal lessons?</li>
</ul>
<p>You should fill in our survey and tell us what you think. It helps us make it better for next time. Also you&#8217;ll go into a prize draw for £20 WH Smiths vouchers.</p>
<p>Survey is here <a href="http://www.surveygizmo.com/s/307117/i-m-a-scientist-june-2010-tell-us-what-you-think-"><strong>http://www.surveygizmo.com/s/307117/i-m-a-scientist-june-2010-tell-us-what-you-think-</strong></a></p>
<p>Thanks for your help!</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s almost two weeks since I&#8217;m a Scientist ended. Doesn&#8217;t time fly? Do you miss it? We do, but we&#8217;re maybe a bit sad like that.
Now we want to know what YOU think about it, what you liked and what you didn&#8217;t.
If you tell us what you thought, it helps us make it better for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s almost two weeks since I&#8217;m a Scientist ended. Doesn&#8217;t time fly? Do you miss it? We do, but we&#8217;re maybe a bit sad like that.</p>
<p>Now we want to know what YOU think about it, what you liked and what you didn&#8217;t.</p>
<p>If you tell us what you thought, it helps us make it better for next time.</p>
<p>Also, you&#8217;ll go into a prize draw to win £20 of WH Smiths vouchers.</p>
<p>Student survey: <a href="http://www.surveygizmo.com/s/307117/i-m-a-scientist-june-2010-tell-us-what-you-think-"><strong>http://www.surveygizmo.com/s/307117/i-m-a-scientist-june-2010-tell-us-what-you-think-</strong></a></p>
<p>Thanks for telling us, we really appreciate it.</p>
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		<title>And the champions are&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[As we see Wimbledon and World Cup fever draw to an end, so too must I&#8217;m a Scientist, Get me out of Here!
This battle was also fierce, but through the sweat, blood and tears* one victor emerged, (well 41 technically) to be crowned champions of I&#8217;m a Scientist, Get me out of Here! June 2010.
Thank [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As we see Wimbledon and World Cup fever draw to an end, so too must <strong>I&#8217;m a Scientist, Get me out of Here!</strong></p>
<p>This battle was also fierce, but through the sweat, blood and tears* one victor emerged, (well 41 technically) to be crowned champions of <strong>I&#8217;m a Scientist, Get me out of Here!</strong> June 2010.</p>
<p>Thank you so much to all those that took part. This has truly been an amazing event with record participation, so we can&#8217;t thank you enough for making it so much fun! We only hope you had as much fun as we did in the office!</p>
<p>So without further ado, it is with my pleasure to announce that the winners of <strong>I&#8217;m a Scientist, Get me out of Here!</strong> June 2010 are:</p>
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<h4>Zone</h4>
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<h4>Scientist Winner</h4>
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<h4>Student Winner</h4>
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<p style="text-align: center"><strong>Brain</strong></p>
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<td width="150" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://brainj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/joannabrooks" target="_self">Joanna Brooks</a></p>
</td>
<td width="304" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center">Jacob Buckle &#8211; John Hampden Grammar School</p>
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<td width="86" height="18" align="LEFT"><strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><strong>Cancer</strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong></td>
<td width="150" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://cancerj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/joannawatson" target="_self">Joanna Watson</a></p>
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<td width="304" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center">Savannah Woolgar-Harris and Katie Mulvey &#8211; Loreto Grammar School</p>
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<td width="86" height="18" align="LEFT"><strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><strong>Chemicals</strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong></td>
<td width="150" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://chemicalsj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/josephcook" target="_self">Joseph Cook</a></p>
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<td width="304" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center">Nathaniel Fisher &#8211; Urmston Grammar School</p>
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<td width="86" height="18" align="LEFT"><strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><strong>Clean</strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong></td>
<td width="150" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://cleanj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/panossoultanas" target="_self">Panos Soultanas</a></p>
</td>
<td width="304" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center">Helen Mylne &#8211; The King&#8217;s School</p>
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<td width="86" height="18" align="LEFT"><strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><strong>Drugs</strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong></td>
<td width="150" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://drugsj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/deuanjones" target="_self">Deuan Jones</a></p>
</td>
<td width="304" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center">Allysa Gatinao &#8211; Convent of Jesus and Mary Language College</p>
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<td width="86" height="18" align="LEFT"><strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><strong>Evolution</strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong></td>
<td width="150" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://evolutionj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/cerithomas" target="_self">Ceri Thomas</a></p>
</td>
<td width="304" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center">Maya Katz &#8211; Kingsmead Community School</p>
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<tr style="text-align: center">
<td width="86" height="18" align="LEFT"><strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><strong>Genes</strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong></td>
<td width="150" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://genesj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/stevenkiddle" target="_self">Steven Kiddle</a></p>
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<td width="304" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center">Matthew Kinsbrook &#8211; The Weald</p>
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</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><strong>Imaging</strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong></td>
<td width="150" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://imagingj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/stephencurry" target="_self">Stephen Curry</a></p>
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<td width="304" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center">Fred Ross &#8211; Matthew Arnold School</p>
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<td width="86" height="18" align="LEFT"><strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><strong>IVF</strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong></td>
<td width="150" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://ivfj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/vickionions" target="_self">Vicki Onions</a></p>
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<td width="304" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center">Georgina Dinsdale &#8211; Wallington High School for Girls</p>
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<td width="86" height="18" align="LEFT"><strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><strong>Sports</strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong></td>
<td width="150" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://sportsj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/sallyfenton" target="_self">Sally Fenton</a></p>
</td>
<td width="304" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center">Gillian Scott &#8211; Aughnacloy College</p>
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<td width="86" height="18" align="LEFT"><strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><strong>Beryllium</strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong></td>
<td width="150" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://berylliumj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/iansillett" target="_self">Ian Sillett</a></p>
</td>
<td width="304" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center">Bethany Taylor &#8211; Heathcote School</p>
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<td width="86" height="18" align="LEFT"><strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><strong>Boron</strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong></td>
<td width="150" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://boronj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/hywelvaughan" target="_self">Hywel Vaughan</a></p>
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<td width="304" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center">Harriett Cooke &#8211; Broadoak Mathematics and Computing College</p>
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<td width="86" height="18" align="LEFT"><strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><strong>Nitrogen</strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong></td>
<td width="150" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://nitrogenj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/joannabuckley" target="_self">Joanna Buckley</a></p>
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<td width="304" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center">Fiona Winters &#8211; Hardenhuish</p>
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<p style="text-align: center"><strong>Oxygen</strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong></td>
<td width="150" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://oxygenj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/tomhardy" target="_self">Tom Hardy</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center">Hannah Hunt &#8211; Great Marlow School</p>
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<p style="text-align: center"><strong>Fluorine</strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong></td>
<td width="150" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://fluorinej10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/markroberts" target="_self">Mark Roberts</a></p>
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<td width="304" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center">Eleanor Beedles &#8211; The Priory</p>
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<p style="text-align: center"><strong>Neon</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://neonj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/joncopley" target="_self">Jon Copley</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center">Tiosha Mcleod &#8211; Kingsbury High School</p>
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<p style="text-align: center"><strong>Sodium</strong></p>
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<td width="150" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://sodiumj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/benstill" target="_self">Ben Still</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center">Sam Massey &#8211; Mangotsfield School</p>
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<p style="text-align: center"><strong>Magnesium</strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong></td>
<td width="150" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://magnesiumj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/deanwhittaker" target="_self">Dean Whittaker</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center">Corey Duncan &#8211; Harlaw Academy</p>
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<p style="text-align: center"><strong>Aluminium</strong></p>
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<td width="150" align="LEFT">
<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://aluminiumj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/katymee" target="_self">Katy Mee</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center">Mat Savage &#8211; Oldbury Wells</p>
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<p style="text-align: center"><strong>Silicon</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://siliconj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/andrewmaynard" target="_self">Andrew Maynard</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center">Ella McDonald &#8211; Helston Community College</p>
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<p>We hope your tired hands are enjoying the rest and look forward to seeing you again next year! (Click below for your online application for <strong>IAS 2011</strong>!)</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 11:28:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the final countdown!
With at least two evictions in each zone- and in some, three- the end is drawing close for this round of I&#8217;m A Scientist, Get Me Out of Here!
But that just means things are getting really exciting! Our scientists still want your questions- and votes- so keep sending them to us, students, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s the final countdown!</p>
<p>With at least two evictions in each zone- and in some, three- the end is drawing close for this round of I&#8217;m A Scientist, Get Me Out of Here!</p>
<p>But that just means things are getting really exciting! Our scientists still want your questions- and votes- so keep sending them to us, students, and we&#8217;ll announce our winners this Friday.</p>
<p>Nonetheless, we&#8217;d like to thank all our scientists for taking part. Just because some have been evicted doesn&#8217;t mean that they&#8217;re completely gone. You can still check out their profiles, and read their answered questions. And remember you can still leave comments for each scientist in their zone.</p>
<p>Check out our evicted scientists here- remember the answers, the science, the laughs- and maybe leave them a message!</p>
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<td width="167" valign="top">Zone</td>
<td width="167" valign="top">First eviction</td>
<td width="168" valign="top">Second eviction</td>
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<td width="167" valign="top"><strong><em>Beryllium</em></strong><strong><em> </em></strong></td>
<td width="167" valign="top"><a href="http://berylliumj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/upulwijayantha">Upul   Wijayan</a><a href="http://berylliumj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/upulwijayantha">tha</a></td>
<td width="168" valign="top"><a href="http://berylliumj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/philipwadler">Philip   Wadler</a></td>
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<td width="167" valign="top"><strong><em>Boron</em></strong><strong><em> </em></strong></td>
<td width="167" valign="top"><a href="http://boronj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/vickistevenson">Vicki   Stevenson</a></td>
<td width="168" valign="top"><a href="http://boronj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/emmacarter">Emma Carter</a></td>
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<td width="167" valign="top"><strong><em>Nitrogen</em></strong><strong><em> </em></strong></td>
<td width="167" valign="top"><a href="http://nitrogenj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/stuartkyle">Stuart   Kyle</a></td>
<td width="168" valign="top"><a href="http://nitrogenj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/donnamaccallum">Donna   MacCallum</a></td>
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<td width="167" valign="top"><strong><em>Oxygen</em></strong><strong><em> </em></strong></td>
<td width="167" valign="top"><a href="http://oxygenj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/antoniahamilton">Antonia   Hamilton</a></td>
<td width="168" valign="top"><a href="http://oxygenj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/hughroderick">Hugh   Roderick</a></td>
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<td width="167" valign="top"><strong><em>Fluorine</em></strong><strong><em> </em></strong></td>
<td width="167" valign="top"><a href="http://fluorinej10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/lauramaliszewski">Laura   Maliszewski</a></td>
<td width="168" valign="top"><a href="http://fluorinej10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/lilyasquith">Lily   Asquith</a></td>
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<td width="167" valign="top"><strong><em>Neon</em></strong><strong><em> </em></strong></td>
<td width="167" valign="top"><a href="http://neonj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/zoeduck">Zoe Daniels</a></td>
<td width="168" valign="top"><a href="http://neonj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/danielrichardson">Daniel   Richardson</a></td>
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<td width="167" valign="top"><strong><em>Sodium</em></strong><strong><em> </em></strong></td>
<td width="167" valign="top"><a href="http://sodiumj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/bethdyson">Beth Dyson</a></td>
<td width="168" valign="top"><a href="http://sodiumj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/andrewmckinley">Andrew   McKinley</a></td>
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<td width="167" valign="top"><strong><em>Magnesium</em></strong><strong><em> </em></strong></td>
<td width="167" valign="top"><a href="http://magnesiumj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/alexandrakamins">Alexandra   Kamins</a></td>
<td width="168" valign="top"><a href="http://magnesiumj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/sianfoch-gatrell">Sian   Foch-Gatrell</a></td>
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<td width="167" valign="top"><strong><em>Aluminium</em></strong><strong><em> </em></strong></td>
<td width="167" valign="top"><a href="http://aluminiumj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/hermineschnetler">Hermine   Schnetler</a></td>
<td width="168" valign="top"><a href="http://aluminiumj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/lauradixon">Laura   Dixon</a></td>
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<td width="167" valign="top"><strong><em>Silicon</em></strong><strong><em> </em></strong></td>
<td width="167" valign="top"><a href="http://siliconj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/paulagilfillan">Paula   Gilfillan</a></td>
<td width="168" valign="top"><a href="http://siliconj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/emmapilgrim">Emma   Pilgrim</a></td>
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<td width="167" valign="top"><strong><em>Clean</em></strong><strong><em> </em></strong></td>
<td width="167" valign="top"><a href="http://cleanj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/marktravis">Mark Travis</a></td>
<td width="168" valign="top"><a href="http://cleanj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/markfogg">Mark Fogg</a></td>
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<td width="167" valign="top"><strong><em>Brain</em></strong><strong><em> </em></strong></td>
<td width="167" valign="top"><a href="http://brainj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/janehenry">Jane Henry</a></td>
<td width="168" valign="top"><a href="http://brainj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/michellemurphy">Michelle   Murphy</a></td>
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<td width="167" valign="top"><strong><em>Cancer</em></strong><strong><em> </em></strong></td>
<td width="167" valign="top"><a href="http://cancerj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/gioiacherubini">Gioia   Cherubini</a></td>
<td width="168" valign="top"><a href="http://cancerj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/mariamorme">Mariam   Orme</a></td>
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<td width="167" valign="top"><strong><em>Chemicals</em></strong><strong><em> </em></strong></td>
<td width="167" valign="top"><a href="http://chemicalsj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/rachaelfox">Rachael   Fox</a></td>
<td width="168" valign="top"><a href="http://chemicalsj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/patiencedorgu">Patience   Dorgu</a></td>
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<td width="167" valign="top"><strong><em>Drugs</em></strong><strong><em> </em></strong></td>
<td width="167" valign="top"><a href="http://drugsj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/duncanhull">Duncan Hull</a></td>
<td width="168" valign="top"><a href="http://drugsj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/darrennesbeth">Darren   Nesbeth</a></td>
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<td width="167" valign="top"><strong><em>Evolution</em></strong><strong><em></em></strong></td>
<td width="167" valign="top"><a href="http://evolutionj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/laurelfogarty">Laurel   Fogarty</a></td>
<td width="168" valign="top">DRAW</td>
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<td width="167" valign="top"><strong><em>Genes</em></strong><strong><em></em></strong></td>
<td width="167" valign="top"><a href="http://genesj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/sianharding">Sian   Harding</a></td>
<td width="168" valign="top"><a href="http://genesj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/yvettewilson">Yvette   Wilson</a></td>
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<td width="167" valign="top"><strong><em>Imaging</em></strong><strong><em></em></strong></td>
<td width="167" valign="top"><a href="http://imagingj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/peteedwards">Pete   Edwards</a></td>
<td width="168" valign="top"><a href="http://imagingj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/steveroser">Steve   Roser</a></td>
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<td width="167" valign="top"><strong><em>IVF</em></strong><strong><em></em></strong></td>
<td width="167" valign="top"><a href="http://ivfj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/nuruzjaman">Nuruz Jaman</a></td>
<td width="168" valign="top"><a href="http://ivfj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/jobroadbent">Jo Broadbent</a></p>
<p>Third eviction: <a href="http://ivfj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/janecleal">Jane Cleal</a></td>
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<td width="167" valign="top"><strong><em>Sports</em></strong><strong><em></em></strong></td>
<td width="167" valign="top">DRAW</td>
<td width="168" valign="top"><a href="http://sportsj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/sianlawson">Sian   Lawson</a></p>
<p><a href="http://sportsj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/sianlawson"></a><a href="http://sportsj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/sallybarber">Sally   Barber</a></td>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you all know, there are evictions every day for the rest of the week! You get a vote every day, so remember to keep voting for your favourite scientist.
But how do the scientists feel, being bombarded with questions and then facing eviction? One of the scientists who took part in I&#8217;m a Scientist in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As you all know, there are evictions every day for the rest of the week! You get a vote every day, so remember to keep voting for your favourite scientist.</p>
<p><em>But how do the scientists feel, being bombarded with questions and then facing eviction? One of the scientists who took part in I&#8217;m a Scientist in March, the lovely Louise Buckley, has agreed to tell us about what the scientists taking part are REALLY thinking&#8230;</em></p>
<div id="attachment_971" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 160px"><a href="http://imascientist.org.uk/files/2010/06/hydrogen_louise_buckley.jpeg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-971" title="hydrogen_louise_buckley" src="http://imascientist.org.uk/files/2010/06/hydrogen_louise_buckley-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Louise Buckley</p></div>
<p>Hey there! I am Louise one of the scientists from  the last “I’m a Scientist….” event. This competition is looking even more  exciting than when I took part – I cannot believe how many questions are getting  asked. It’s a total mash-up of questions &#8211; these scientists are going to need to  take a holiday afterwards to recover!</p>
<p>I bet the scientists are starting to feel  nervous now about who’s going to get evicted. We get labelled ‘the scientists’, but  we are only human too. I know I was worried that you guys wouldn’t like me,  that I’d get evicted because my science was crap or you thought I was a  weirdo. Nobody likes to be evicted first. It’s kinda embarrassing. A bit like  being a member of McKinley High’s Glee team <img src='http://imascientist.org.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>LMAO – my major fear was that you would ask me  loads of questions that I didn’t know the answer too. I was terrified. And you  did – and I coped and I learnt loads along the way. I can see from the questions  asked at the moment that the scientists at the moment are getting asked loads of challenging questions. Keep ‘em coming. It reminds us that there is  soooooo much more to science than our narrow fields of research. We sometimes  forget that.</p>
<p>The scientists will be learning at the moment  that it is okay to be wrong or not know the answers to every question. Sometimes  you guys will know more than us, other times we will know more. You guys taught  me that rainbows are circular – and I was like, nah, rubbish, wind-up, but it  was true. Today’s scientists are learning all sorts of new things and they are  learning them because of you.</p>
<p>But the most important thing that the scientists  are learning at the moment is how to communicate our science to young  people. Many of us don’t get that opportunity often. I know I was excited but scared  that I wouldn’t be able to describe my work in a way that wasn’t total  gobbledegook. These scientists are trying to manage it too.</p>
<p>We need to learn how to  make our stuff sound interesting. So if you don’t think they have made something clear,  ask and ask and ask again. Don’t “Yeah, checked out of this conversation a  minute ago&#8230;” (sorry Sue Sylvester!) Give ‘em feedback, show interest, and you can make today’s scientists better. Remember they are all terrified of being  evicted so DON’T be too tough on them personally – but DO give them a hard time scientifically. And that’s how <span style="text-decoration: line-through">Sue </span>Louise sees it!</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 10:46:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well no, OK, funnily enough FIFA aren&#8217;t changing their match times because of I&#8217;m a Scientist evictions. But we do have an eviction planned for 3.30pm on Wed, during the England vs Slovenia game. Because we are kind, caring people here at I&#8217;m a Scientist, we have decided to bring the time of Wednesday&#8217;s eviction [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_912" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 220px"><a href="http://imascientist.org.uk/files/2010/06/Toddler-playing-football-John-Wildgoose-Wellcome-Images.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-912 " title="N0023340 Child development; toddlers playing football, play scho" src="http://imascientist.org.uk/files/2010/06/Toddler-playing-football-John-Wildgoose-Wellcome-Images-300x207.jpg" alt="" width="210" height="145" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Football! Credit: John Wildgoose. Wellcome Images</p></div>
<p>Well no, OK, funnily enough FIFA aren&#8217;t changing their match times because of I&#8217;m a Scientist evictions. But we do have an eviction planned for 3.30pm on Wed, during the England vs Slovenia game. Because we are kind, caring people here at I&#8217;m a Scientist, we have decided to bring the time of Wednesday&#8217;s eviction forwards to 3pm.</p>
<p>This means that you (and the moderators, who&#8217;ve been working very hard, and deserve a break) can relax and watch the match, with your eviction worries behind you.</p>
<p>Apologies to those of you not supporting England, but we would move evictions for Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland matches too. If there were any.</p>
<p>Also apologies to those of you who don&#8217;t like football. Me either. I and the two non-English mods will be looking after the site on our own while the match is on. Please try not to break anything.</p>
<p>Other evictions this week will be at the usual time of 3.30pm.</p>
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		<title>So what do the scientists plan to do if they win?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 17:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you all know, the winner of I&#8217;m a Scientist gets a £500 grant to spend on science communication. And you students decide who gets it! So we thought we&#8217;d have a little look at some of their plans for the money. Here&#8217;s a few of the more interesting ones:-
Beryllium Treasure Hunt
Daniel Mietchen, from Beryllium [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As you all know, the winner of I&#8217;m a Scientist gets a £500 grant to spend on science communication. And you students decide who gets it! So we thought we&#8217;d have a little look at some of their plans for the money. Here&#8217;s a few of the more interesting ones:-</p>
<h3>Beryllium Treasure Hunt</h3>
<p><a href="http://berylliumj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/danielmietchen">Daniel Mietchen</a>, from <a href="http://berylliumj10.imascientist.org.uk/">Beryllium Zone</a>, is planning to share a bit of it (£50!) with the first student to <a href="http://ways.org/en/blogs/2010/jun/18/im_a_scientist_and_the_beryllium_fraud">work out his scientific puzzle</a>. This is open to all students, not just in Beryllium Zone, so get your thinking caps on if you think you&#8217;d make a good scientific detective!</p>
<h3>Scan your Teacher</h3>
<p><a href="http://imagingj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/tomhartley">Tom Hartley</a>, in <a href="http://imagingj10.imascientist.org.uk/">Imaging Zone</a>, would use the money to scan one class&#8217;s teacher&#8217;s brain. While the teacher does a task chosen by the class. No, rude things not allowed I&#8217;m afraid. But you might be able to see inside your teacher&#8217;s head!</p>
<h3>The Cheesiness of Science</h3>
<p><a href="http://imagingj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/stephencurry">Stephen Curry</a>, also in <a href="http://imagingj10.imascientist.org.uk/">Imaging Zone</a> intends to make a video about what science is really like, and how you don&#8217;t have to be a genius to be a scientist. He&#8217;s made a <a title="YouTube  video" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsOrfDgY868">trailer</a> for you and called it the Cheesiness of Science.</p>
<h3>Schools underwater explorer</h3>
<p><a href="http://neonj10.imascientist.org.uk/profile/joncopley">Jon Copley</a>, Of <a href="http://neonj10.imascientist.org.uk/">Neon Zone</a>, is going to spend the money on special computer equipment, so that school classes can take control of one of his team&#8217;s underwater vehicles and use it to explore the bottom of the sea! If your class finds a new creature down there, then you&#8217;ll even get to name it:-)</p>
<p>That&#8217;s just a taster of the plans some of the scientists have for the money you are awarding them. What do you think of those ideas? Remember if you like a scientist but think they should have a different plan for the money, you can suggest it to them!</p>
<p>No, you can&#8217;t suggest giving the money to you. It has to be for communicating science!</p>
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		<title>What a week!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi everyone! What an exciting week we have had; hundreds of live chats and questions flying in from every direction!
We have been super-busy reading and replying to all of your questions, remember that you can comment on them too. Just go to the zone that you asked your question in and comment on the scientists [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi everyone! What an exciting week we have had; hundreds of live chats and questions flying in from every direction!</p>
<p>We have been super-busy reading and replying to all of your questions, remember that you can <strong>comment</strong> on them too. Just go to the zone that you asked your question in and comment on the scientists answers as much as you like! You can also post questions for the scientists there as well.</p>
<p>We hope that you have enjoyed the first week as much as we have and are looking forward to Monday; remember though if you want your favourite scientist to stand a chance of winning you need to <strong>VOTE by Tuesday</strong>!</p>
<p>Who will win? Only <strong>YOU</strong> decide!</p>
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